The veteran Verdasco faces DL fave, the beautiful Popsicle. DL unfaves Isner and Sock of the big ass are there. DL fave Poo-hey faces the handsome Belgian Bemelmans.
We are thankful Popsicle and Thiem don't meet in the first round. Let's hope DL fave Delpo is not found lacking against Laaksonen. The Best Ass in Tennis Domi Thiem faces the labyrinth that is Aussie Alex de Min(ot)aur. Andreas Haider-Maurer will try to make an ass out of Donskoy. Diego Schwartzmann faces fellow Argentinian Ber-cock. I still want to know what Diego's grandparents did during the War. Cilic begins the tournament against American Sandren. The men's draw does not seem very "compelling", and some may say it's even miserable in its lack of Misery.

In honor of Shania reaching the half-century mark, tickets to her October 2 concert in Allentown, Pennsylvania, are being sold at a discounted rate of $50 each.
The stop is one of the legs of her Rock This Country farewell tour.
Then again, we’re talking about someone who says “Darn it! Perhaps it’s no surprise that Taylor Swift, music’s good girl, has chosen Kloss — her fashion-world doppelganger — as her BFF.
The two gorgeous It girls grace the cover of Vogue this week, giving a peek into their PG-rated friendship — from trips to Big Sur and Soul Cycle to nights spent baking and watching movies. Louis, the 22-year-old stunner is one of the most in-demand models of the moment — and she’s been in the biz for eight years.
She’s best friends with Taylor Swift (inset), dates a tech billionaire and offers a refreshing break from Kardashian crass.
Above: Kloss walks in the Victoria's Secret fashion show in December.You’re probably dying to know how Shania Twain looks so incredible at age 50, and it turns out that one of her best beauty secrets is great for her skin that she also stays away from sugar.As far as exercise is concerned, she’s not a fan of the gym — she stays in shape by walking and playing tennis.The couple met while their families were vacationing in the Bahamas two years prior.“You know how you're supposed to meet somebody and call like two or three days later?The couple had their second child, a son named Otis, in 2009. 18, 2016, the couple told People of their plans to separate.